so you’re unhappy.

so you’re mean to yourself.

so you can’t spend more than 3 seconds on the toilet alone with your thoughts.


we feel you.

(so does the toilet)

it sounds like your brain is a wee bit messy.

let me guess… you also:


  • constantly doubt yourself

  • consider yourself “anxious”

  • worry about a lot of things

  • don’t think you’re good enough

  • get nervous in social situations

  • can’t stop the negative thoughts

  • have bad habits you want to break

  • never feel like you’re doing enough

  • are sick of feeling stuck in your mind

  • feel like you can never turn your brain off

congrats! you are doomed.

just kidding)

this just means it’s time to clean up and re-wire you brain.


don’t worry.

we have every single step and tool for you to do so,

all backed by simple brain science.

if you want to:

  • eradicate your inner critic

  • end all of your useless suffering

  • use your brain to its fullest potential

  • make inner peace your default state 

then exhale my friend, because you’re in the right place.

we did it. he did it. she did it.

it’s your turn now.

you ready?

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